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12 New Rules for Entering Alberta May 16, 2007

Posted by Anna Vincent in Funny Stuff.
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This was sent to me as a joke in an email today, and so much of it rings true:

Regarding the 12 NEW rules for entering Alberta:

  1. Bring your own house.
  2. If going to the Oil Sands, bring your own house, school and hospital.
  3. If going to Edmonton, wear your flak jacket. This is the murder capital of Canada.
  4. If driving to Edmonton, it is also the auto theft center of Canada.
  5. If you are bringing drugs, head to West Edmonton Mall, the drug capital of Canada.
  6. If you are looking for work, look no further. Minimum wage is $7.00/hour. The Alberta Advantage.
  7. If you work downtown, parking costs $5.00/hour.
  8. If you are able to buy a house in Calgary, why not spend the money on a 15 year holiday.
  9. In Edmonton we have 5 hospitals. 10 years ago we had 7. Don’t come here sick.
  10. In Calgary the population has exploded. The last road was paved 12 years ago. Calgary is a no parking zone.
  11. Remember Roy Rogers etc. beating the Indians? It is payback time. They own all the Casinos here.
  12. We even have a hockey team that was so bad this year that they took out a full page ad in the paper apologizing.
    No tickets were refunded.
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Yoga Humor March 4, 2007

Posted by Anna Vincent in Funny Stuff, Yoga.
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Hearing Voices: Office Yoga

Producer Rebecca Flowers Schamess of the Hearing Voices radio project offers a satirical look at how yoga might help relieve stress at the office. 

This is quite a funny listen 🙂

Yoga: According to King of the Hill September 25, 2006

Posted by Anna Vincent in Funny Stuff.
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I saw this video on YogaSpell’s blog, and I wanted to also share it, because it’s sooo funny!

Oh God, I Hope I Don’t Fart September 5, 2006

Posted by Anna Vincent in Funny Stuff, Yoga.
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I’ve always been terrified of this happening during a yoga class.

My Cubicle August 19, 2006

Posted by Anna Vincent in Funny Stuff.
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This is a halarious video/music clip that describes my daily life: